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Humans were born to fuck. Getting laid is our primary function, fucking as many people as we can. Fashion and style exist to further these ends: the better we look, the better we feel, the 'better' we fuck. Oftentimes, however, when men try to dress to fuck, they fail. The world is overrun with poor image choices: over-embellished clothes, ludicrous color, lack of risk, poorly executed risk; the path to sex is filled with poor decisions. Calleditmacaroni.com is designed to show men the path through the nightmare of men's life and style that exists today, shining light on fashion, politics, and lifestyle choices in the never-ending pursuit of procreation. We will reveal those within society who take fashion, politics, and lifestyle too far, exposing their weakness of design, personal style, or character.

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